To our furry friend lovers, these dog quotes will make your heart melt! These funny and heartwarming quotes will remind you just how much dogs mean to us and the joy they bring into our lives.
Agnes Repplier
“Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.”
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
Alphonse Toussenel
“The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.”
Ambrose Bierce
“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
Andy Rooney
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
Ann Landers
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
Ben Williams
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
Charles M. Schulz
“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
Corey Ford
“Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.”
Dave Barry
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
David Starr Jordan
“When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!”
Dereke Bruce
“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.”
Edith Wharton
“My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.”
Edward Jesse
“With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”
George Bird Evans
“I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren’t certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.”
Gilda Radner
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”
Herman Melvill
“No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.”
Holbrook Jackson
“Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.”
Josh Billings
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
Mabel Louise Robinson
“From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.”
Margo Kaufman
“The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.”
Mme. de Staël
“The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.”
O.A. Battista
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”
Phil Pastoret
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
Rita Rudner
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Robert Benchley
“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
Robertson Davies
“The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.”
Roger Caras
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Will Rogers
“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
Winston Pendelton
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.”
Woodrow Wilson
“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
“Dogs are miracles with paws.”
Authors Unknown
“One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.”
“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”
“A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.”
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.”